Eeeeek Spring is on its way!!!!
One minute I'm dragging my grouchy,slightly comfier post Christmas self out of bed in the pitch black, the next its all tweeting birds and Julia Andrews.... what the heck!!!!
Taking stock of my winter weary self is traumatic, I've had the trouser/tights weather to perfect my glow in the dark pasty legs(I wont mention the lack of body brushing),a whole season of plucking my eyebrows in the dark has left me in dire need of a trip to the salon and don't get me started on my complete inability to button up my top button.
Some serious issues need to be addressed before I present my spring ready self to the unsuspecting world. Diet,exercise,salon and a lot of fake tan. ... Easter Bunny watch your bad self :)
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