All men watch porn, scientists find
Dec03200910:23 a.m.
Chaps, do you watch porn? Now, I should be deafened by a resounding 'Yes' as it seems that non-porn watching males are a myth.
How do we know?
Well, researchers were conducting a study to compare the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users. But the project hit a bit of a snag when they failed to find a single man who had not seen it.
Here's the skinny from the professor...
"We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography," said Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse. "We couldn't find any."
So, the porn profs research tact had to shift a little, rather than focusing on those who'd never watched, he looked at the habits of those that do (that being all of them). And, he discovered that single men watched pornography for an average of 40 minutes, three times a week, while those in relationships watched it 1.7 times a week for around 20 minutes. You can read more about the study in Telegraph's article.
But do the stats stack up? How frequent do you watch? And are there any non-porn watching men out there? I thought this would make the perfect poll - plus I have been a very bad girl and not done one for a while.
So, please do cast your vote on the left.
On a side note - little game to play if you want to generate your very own porn star name, take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. So, in my office, porn alter egos comprise of...
Ben Jones (AKA Dan), Tigger Pilling (Pete), Missy Brown (me) and, the best by far, Jasper Lécornu (Phil).
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Comments (10)
Simon_Doyle 'Kirstie, You are fast becoming a filthy mare. My porn star name would be 'Kizzy Ritchie', but that's no way as good Phil's.' added 3rd Dec 2009
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lazynortherner 'I have done this one before, and have to confess that my "porn" alter ego name did cause some hilarity at work, although I've no idea why ?.... signed..... Blue Boy McCabe' added 3rd Dec 2009
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Flanker2 'I'm afraid I will have to refrain from comment on your survey Kirstie *hangs head in shame*, but I wish you all the best with it!. Best wishes, Korky St.Clair.....' added 3rd Dec 2009
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Johnf 'Ok I'll be the first to admit I may have watched one, but it is a fading memory now. Due to my seniority I have even watched on film, you know the stuff that came before video tapes and DVDs, so much more fun when you load the film to run it backwards! Yours Dusty Giles' added 3rd Dec 2009
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Rob_Barber 'FRED..... (oh what's the point - that's a non-starter as a pornstar name already)' added 3rd Dec 2009
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Account_closed 'Errrrrrrrrmmm, Porn ? What's that ? Porn name would either be Mitch or Scooby which is slightly scary.' added 4th Dec 2009
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Kirstie_McIntosh 'Loving the porn alter egos...keep them coming ;)' added 4th Dec 2009
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anoif55 'Cindy Campbell - not too hot me thinks ' added 7th Dec 2009
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aliza 'Quite proud of mine xxx Frisky Wood' added 8th Dec 2009
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bluesky 'A bit of a loaded question that: how many times do you watch porn. Never/once a week/3 times a week. What about every time you pick a paper up it is thrust in your face or on the TV/cinema in adverts for cars or other men things. Or simply once in a blue moon, when there is nothing on TV late at night other than war and politics. It should say once a week/once a month/once a year/never. Don't women watch porn??????????????????? ' added 9th Dec 2009
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