Pornaments - how dirty are your Christmas balls?
Dec15200912:58 a.m.
Okay, so as Christmas falls on a weekend, the time I have to get my decs up is short. Yup, my house has a distinctly less-than-festive feel as I was told this weekend just gone 'It's still too early to put them up'.
Anyways, it gives me longer to add to my unique bauble collection I guess. So, instead of decking the tree last night, I started searching for balls.
Oh my, did I expect to find the following? Granted, they are certainly unique, but not quite what I was looking for but had to post about them. Here are my five festive favourites, definitely a few to hang on the back of your tree when your Grannie comes for a sherry.
Candy cane..
Girl on Girl Christmas kiss...
S&M snowmen...
Boob baubles...
Santa's a thong man...
That last one, it's just plain wrong, surely Santa would wear a red thong? But this one I love...
So, are yours up yet? Please help me add weight to my campaign and convince Ebenezer that it's time to get my balls out.
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Lazy_Boy 'I agree with Ebenezer, Its still too early, Humbug' added 15th Dec 2009
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Lazy_Boy 'Also, I did see on ebay some baubles with cliff richard on them, is this classed as a pornament - it was obscene.' added 15th Dec 2009
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emmteeyess 'See - I'm torn between loving them and hating them - but I am amazed that they even exist! Cheers, MTS' added 22nd Dec 2009
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