Okay, so as Christmas falls on a weekend, the time I have to get my decs up is short. Yup, my house has a distinctly less-than-festive feel as  I was told this weekend just gone 'It's still too early to put them up'.

Anyways, it gives me longer to add to my unique bauble collection I guess. So, instead of decking the tree last night, I started searching for balls.

Oh my, did I expect to find the following?  Granted, they are certainly unique, but not quite what I was looking for but had to post about them. Here are my five festive favourites, definitely a few to hang on the back of your tree when your Grannie comes for a sherry.

Candy cane..

Girl on Girl Christmas kiss...

S&M snowmen...

Boob baubles...

Santa's a thong man...

That last one, it's just plain wrong, surely Santa would wear a red thong? But this one I love...

So, are yours up yet? Please help me add weight to my campaign and convince Ebenezer that it's time to get my balls out.