Where is Flanks??????

Anybody seen Flanker???? Getting quite worried that he may have drowned in a Cider Vat !!!!!

You're right, the forum is quiet without him

That would have to be a very large cider vat radioman..........

I'm still here, just been insanely busy and not at home much. Will be back to my normal rude self next week hopefully.

Glad to see you're all still ugly and dumb anyway....~

Relief all round !!! That's the old Flanker that we know and love??????

Hi all,

  Hi Flanks how ya doing, i thought you had gone on a lsr and took a wrong turning and was still trying to find your way home, but judging by the threads you ain't been missed much pal especially by the females not one reply !!!!!!!! you must be losing your touch kid .Missing you slagging us off  keep it up, not many of us golden oldies left,

 Cheers Billyboy,.

"NOT BEEN MISSED BY THE FEMALES", Billyboy??????? As someone once shouted, "You cannot BE Serious"!!!!

The thought of not having Flanker sent them all into stunned shock. Their dreams of lying under blue skies in the middle of an apple orchard, guzzling cider while Flanks alternates between whispering sweet nothings in their ear and pumping gas, have been shattered!!!!

Maybe it's me, but the girls just aren't the same this year~

Do you mean they are actually BLOKES, Flanker???????

I used to be a man  , until I took an arrow in the knee ..... 

Did you just make a Skyrim joke?! Awesome!!

And Flanker, where have you been in the fantasy football thread?!

Anyone want to meet up for lunch in Oxford next week??

Are you paying? And what's the cider like??

Have you tried hot cider? cinnamon and nutmeg, wow, trully stunning, may have to be sampling more this evening

It'll cost you a forutune Flanks when all your Female Buzzers turn up.

Depends if the cider has affected his vision,.

Hmmmmmmmmm, only 1 female reply,.

We are lurking silently ( oh that sound very dodgy) 

IS that with INTENT ???????????

 Billyboy,.

That depends on how rude he is to the girl buzzers