A chuckle a day...

HaylsM wrote on A chuckle a day... 3 weeks, 6 days ago

so I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house'. He said 'I'm not stopping you'.

JennaRoo wrote on A chuckle a day... 2 months, 3 weeks ago

I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: 'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.'

twammers wrote on A chuckle a day... 3 months, 1 week ago

I had lasagne for lunch. It was delicious. I asked the chef for the recipe. He said he didn't have a recipe as he made it up 'on the hoof' ;-)

HaylsM wrote on A chuckle a day... 3 months, 1 week ago

Roses are Red

Apples are Fruity

Watch your Lasagne

It might be Black Beauty !

HaylsM wrote on A chuckle a day... 3 months, 1 week ago

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

andrewhayes1979 wrote on A chuckle a day... 3 months, 1 week ago

Tesco's Chinese subsidiary has also become embroiled in the meat mis-selling scandal.

Turns out they've been selling quarter-pandas!

JennaRoo wrote on A chuckle a day... 4 months ago

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in cling film with nothing underneath. The psychiatrist says: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Rob_Barber wrote on A chuckle a day... 4 months ago

I stopped eating Tesco burgers years back because they always made my throat sore - every time I had one I'd get hoarse.

Ross_M wrote on A chuckle a day... 4 months, 1 week ago

I had one of those Tesco Value burgers last night. I rushed to hospital as soon as I heard the news this morning, but doctors said I was in a stable condition.