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  • jackt wrote on Carpe Diem 1 year, 4 months ago

    “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”

    - Benjamin Franklin

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  • jackt wrote on A chuckle a day... 1 year, 5 months ago

    A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
    "You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
    "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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  • jackt wrote on Football Predictions - do you know the score?? 1 year, 5 months ago

    Newcastle 1-2 Chelsea
    Blackburn 2-2 Swansea
    Man City 4-0 Norwich
    QPR 2-1 West Brom
    Tottenham 3-1 Bolton
    Wigan 0-2 Arsenal
    Aston Villa 0-1 Man Utd
    Everton 1-1 Stoke
    Wolverhampton 1-0 Sunderland
    Fulham 0-3 Liverpool