The Green Lovers Guide for Blog Action Day
Oct15200912:53 p.m.
Okay so it's Blog Action Day, which is...'an annual event held every October 15 that unites the world's bloggers in posting about the same issue'.
This year it's climate change. So, to join the global blogsphere I thought (well Mike, one of the blokes that makes realbuzz.com look pretty did) that we should do a healthy, green post to show our support.
Now, obviously the link to being greener and healthy living is a long established one, so I am not going to bore you with the same old same old 10 ways to be more healthy, eat organic - avoid white rice because it's gone through 18 vats of bleach that needed 1000 hours of nuclear power to generate.
I thought I'd look at something a little, well, different. How to make you sex life greener, so here are five tips I have discovered to make you one green hot lover...
1. Get some sexy green undies - and no I am not talking colour. Organic cotton, hemp silk and surprisingly, bamboo are amongst the best renewable fibres make super-sexy lingerie and underwear. And believe me I'd be intrigued to see any man in a pair of bamboo pants.
2. Glide greenly - all you runners will know how important lubricant is, but try to go as natural as possible by avoiding petroleum products, artificial scents, flavours, and colours. There are even organic lubricants to be found.
3. Solar sensations - for off-grid excitement, there's a solar vibrator, complete with a fold-out solar panel that, well, heats it up. Perfect for being green, camping trips and an excuse to get out and enjoy 'it' in the sunshine.
4. Become veggie - Medical experts do agree that following a plant-based diet can improve your sex life by enhancing sexual attraction, boosting bedroom vitality, and preventing sexual dysfunction. Still need convincing? If so, check out the PETA vid below, but it's a bit racy, so if you are put off by girls in their pants, best not press the play button.
5. Final advice I found on how to green up your love life is to screw the mile-high club! Forget wedging yourself into an aircraft cabin loo, 'trains are apparently more classic, sexy, and eco-friendly'. Now, I'll accept all of the above but I'm still not entirely convinced on this one.
On a serious note though, if everyone does just one green change to their day- to-day routines today, it's to have an impact and maybe change the way you do things in the future. And you can find out more about Blog Action Day by visiting the website at www.blogactionday.org
I'm off now to get myself a pair of bamboo briefs.
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twammers 'Solar vibrators eh! Wouldn't the user get sun burnt and what would the neighbours say if they looked over the fence?! Not much use in the UK I shouldn't think unless they have a pluvius adapter? Sex on the train no thanks, you obviously haven't seen who gets on my train morning and night!!' added 15th Oct 2009
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Johnf 'The girl in that picture looks to have terrible knock knees! Some interesting thoughts Kirstie, I'm guessing though none of the researchers have travelled on any of thetrains from here to London! But I suppose go 1st Class and you'll always get a better ride!' added 16th Oct 2009
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Flanker2 'Vegetarians have better sex!!!!???? My arse! they're all to bloody busy trying to make up tasty recipes and cooking mung beans! Edible underwear Kirst, that's the way to go! Wear your shreddies for 4 days (1 day normal 1 day back to front then the same but inside out), then eat them, or better stil get your lover to eat them!' added 18th Oct 2009
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