Bonkers? Or just insane??
Oct1320081:28 a.m.
Blinkey Blimey..... dearest lovely people please help?
I regret my lack of recent presence.
Here I sit, in an uncomfortable chair in a Guatemalan cyber café…. Typing as quick as my fingers can economise…..its virtually a word per a minute jobbie here…..any roads…..as I type, I panic….. for you see, my chubby, over cocktailed consumed fingers fail to convey my sense of urgency……for this year, of all years…………… my heavily laden cyst consumed boobies, my mottled 'lays chip' committed thighs & my Central American sense of 'Manana, Manana' fail to communicate the fact that somehow, chubby little 'ole me has been accepted for the FLM!
Simply bollocks & utter hysteria!
So should I say 'what FLM?' ….or should I put down my beverage and pick up my colossal bum cheeks, don lycra and in basic terms go or it?
Clueless, chubby combined with utter trepidation.
Please can someone recommend a good, inspiring, idiots guided to the FLM? Can anyone out there help lardy, lazy me?
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shazzoah 'Can't help but can say .....go girl...... I also got in but hinking of deferrring until 2010! try runners world they have some good advice pages if not member then let me know and I'll look for you!' added 13th Oct 2008
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peta 'I have just read a couple of books by Jeff Galloway, they are quite old but he has some really good get you started, get you round run/walk programmes. Also a book called Marathon Running for beginners is good for getting started, getting round. OMG I really must get a life with interest in it.' added 13th Oct 2008
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Account_closed 'Well at least you could get some hill and altitude training in whilst you are over there.... Alternatively you could defer for a year and continue to enjoy the delights of South America ...... The tension, the tension ......' added 13th Oct 2008
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awomaninsane 'LOL Laughing my little socks off. HAHAHAHAHA. So. You applied for the FLM and were hoping what? That you would be rejected? But you didnt and you are in! Did OH get in too? Right. Time to get cracking....check out the running plans on here and runnersworld. You know that you will have to put in loads of hard work and have tonnes of determination, but i dont doubt for one second that you cant do this. You can do this, and you will. Great to see you on here again, lots of love to you and your lardy arse!' added 16th Oct 2008
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mumrunfun 'Erm...am reduced to copy Nike's motto...just do it! Let me quantify...You're CC...you can.' added 16th Oct 2008
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Skye_Trekker 'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hope you are having a fab holiday (and you packed your trainers)' added 20th Oct 2008
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jach222 'Sorry I thought I had commented on this but perhaps I was just too busy laughing!! Sorry.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do it!!' added 29th Oct 2008
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