Yes I can!!!!! by jillymit

No more odd dreams thank goodness. Just a few of questions and observation that occured to me during my 7.5 mile trot out this morning.(and a bit of a rant if I'm honest!)

Firstly, where have all these suicidal badgers come from? I saw 3 of the poor creatures on my route that had obviously come off worse in a badger and car fight. There usually the odd squirrel, rabbit and the occasional pheasant or two but the body count today was alarmingly high 

Secondly, Why do us ladies (and some men no doubt)  still make the mistake of liberally slapping on cheap and cheerful fake tan?

I suppose it's in the hopes of getting the 'sun kissed' look with no thought that the end result would look like anything but.... Think funky chicken meets a Tangoed Katy Price! One lady runner look positively Cuprinoled (Autunm red) which is fine if you're a six foot panelled fence but not such a good colour on the legs (and she was faster than me!)

Now I'm not going pretend that in my youth (Think 1990s, oh, ok then 1980s ) in the early experimental days of fake tan I've not made the same mistakes myself but come on people! It's 2012.......

If you're going to bother at all don't grab the cheapest 'Caribbean holiday in a tube' you can fine, shop about a bit, spend a couple of quid more and go for something a little close to natural. Oh, and while you're at it do all of you not just the legs leaving the rest of you maggot white or it just looks weird.

And finally HAIL!!!!!!!?????? What's going on?

Phew! Right, I feel better for that.

Thanks for reading, time for a G&T me thinks 

Good luck everyone,

Wendy X