farting!!!! by nooby2shoes

i know this is probably a weird thing to write about but i'm hoping i'm not the only one who suffers from this, well i say i suffer it's more the people behined me that suffer! When i go out for my longer runs, of more than a few miles, i start to fart after the first few miles, i'm not talking small pops, oh no, i'm talking really 'loud and proud' one's! Earth shattering, shorts splitting, leaf curling, pumps!!! I only wish they would make me go faster, like a rocket boost or something?!

ok, that's the funny bit over with. This is actually something that is bothering me, for when it comes to the london marathon there will be all those people around me listening as my arse says a huge hello. I am not sure holding them in is much of an option as i need to be comfotable when i run that kind of distance.