JAN
15
15
It took me 12 miles and me to screw up my iTunes the night before to realise that the new Razorlight album is shocking. In the end i turned off my shuffle and played Star Wars - A New Hope through (from beginning to end) in my head. When required i quoted the greatest lines out loud. A 8-10 year old school boy now knows that Luke Skywalker was infact "a little too short to be a stormtrooper" and a yummy mummy now knows that a brother and sister "kissed just for luck".
A Japanese tourist also know s that Luke "turned off his guidence system" before destroying the Death Star. Hooraah!
Next Monday ... The Empire Strikes Back. Beware residents of Chelsea.
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