London Marathon 2011 - Beer, cake and curry (aka The Beginners Guide) by psmith

My Barclaycard statement has just arrived. The shock of this will no doubt prevent me from running tonight. Instead i think i will practice running on the xBox Kinect. It is also very cold outside but have just been told bu News24 that a warm front is on the way.

I wish i was a weather forcaster. Or a male gigalo